Show No. 201
Guest: Greg Proops
Let's Make a Date - Wayne picks from Greg (an exorcist), Colin (rabid Canadian hockey player), and Ryan (strip club bouncer).
Film Dub - Ryan, Colin, and Greg provide voices for one day in a saloon.
3-Headed Broadway Star - Wayne, Ryan and Colin sing "Flea Dip" from the musical "Bob"
Film, TV, and Theater Styles - archaeologists Ryan and Greg are about to open cursed mummy, Colin's, tomb (High School Drama, Bergman Film, Afterschool Special, The Real World)
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Dog Walker - Colin and Ryan host. Wayne sings.
Winner - Wayne
World's Worst - Greg, Drew, Colin and Ryan give examples of the world's worst things to say at a major awards ceremony.
Show No. 202
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Let's Make A Date - Wayne has to pick between Brad (monster truck pull announcer), Colin (the winning contestant on Miss World) and Ryan (turning into King Kong).
Unlikely Superheroes - Brad (Prissy Boy @aol.com) must fight a bad hair day with the help of Ryan (Captain Frisks-A-Lot), Colin (The Bitter Divorce Kid) and Wayne (Dirty Dancing Kid).
Ballad of...Leonard the Lawyer - Brad and Wayne (country song) sing.
If You Know What I Mean - Auto race with Brad, Colin and Ryan.
Greatest Hits: Songs of Golf - Ryan and Colin host, Brad and Wayne sing.
Winners - Colin and Ryan.
90 Second Alphabet - Ryan is excited about the blind date (Colin) that Drew has set him up with... until she arrives.
Show No. 203
Guest: Denny Siegel
Weird Newscasters - Denny is the anchor with co-anchor Colin (Desperate for attention), sportscaster Wayne (karate black belt fending off attackers), and weatherman Ryan (Lifeguard who spots drowning woman).
Song Styles - Wayne (Tina Turner) sings to audience member Jim, an army recruiter.
Scenes From A Hat - include "Naked photos you wouldn't want to see on the internet" and "What the grim reaper does to relax".
News Flash - Ryan and Denny are the anchors, Colin reports on a Godzilla-type movie.
3 Headed Broadway Star - Wayne, Ryan and Colin sing "Bubbles" from the musical "The Loch Ness Monster"
Winner - Denny
Hoedown - Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about gambling
Show No. 204
Guest: Greg Proops
Unlikely Superheroes - Greg is "Armpit Man" and they are out of deodorant. Ryan (Fashion Photographer Kid), Colin (Professor Panic) and Wayne (Captain Does-The-Splits-At-Every-Moment-He-Can) assist.
Song Styles - Wayne (Michael Jackson getting older) sings to audience member Dolores, who likes to garden.
News Flash - Ryan and Greg are news anchors. Colin is reporting on a desert war.
Questionable Impressions - in a hospital with Greg (Sean Connery, Bela Lugosi), Wayne (Stan Laurel, Jimmy Durante, Scooby Doo), Ryan (Ed Sullivan, Jerry Lewis, Charles Nelson Riley) and Colin (James Cagney, Yogi Bear).
Dating Service Video
Winners - Ryan and Wayne
Three Headed Broadway Star - Ryan, Wayne and Drew perform "You've Got Sole" from "My Favorite Shoe"
Show No. 205
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Weird Newscasters - Brad is the anchor, with co-anchor Colin (1920's gangster under fire in a getaway car), sportscaster Wayne (in love with the cameraman) and weatherman Ryan (trying to keep a leaking dam from bursting).
Duet - Brad and Wayne sing to audience member Michelle, a writer/mom.
Newsflash - Brad and Ryan are the anchors. Colin reports on sharks.
Party Quirks - Brad hosts a party for Wayne (on a tape that's being fast-forwarded and rewound), Colin (cruise ship steward in a bad storm) and Ryan (hyperactive lap dog looking for a lap).
Scenes From A Hat - include "Rejected theme songs from the movie Titanic" and "Losing science fair projects"
Winner - Wayne
Hoedown - Brad, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about drinking.
Show No. 206
Guest: Greg Proops
Weird Newscasters - Colin is the anchor with co-anchor Greg (a heckler), sportscaster Wayne (Precocious multitalented child star) and weatherman Ryan (angry NBA player about to get ejected).
African Chant - Wayne sings to Pat, a sprinkler guy, with Greg, Colin and Ryan as backups.
Scenes From A Hat - include "State mottos rejected for license plates" and "What God created on an off day"
Change Emotions - Greg, Ryan and Colin. Big game hunters lost in the jungle (Canteen/lust, jungle knife/fury).
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Exterminator - Ryan and Colin host. Wayne sings.
Winner - Greg
Hoedown - Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about the Village People
Show No. 207
Guest: Denny Siegel
Let's Make A Date - Denny has to pick from Wayne (Outraged Grandmother), Colin (Bad Stand-up comic fed up with the audience), and Ryan (Has taken a powerful aphrodisiac by accident).
Song Styles - Wayne (the Temptations) sings about a blender. Ryan, Colin and Denny are the back ups.
Narrate - Ryan and Colin are in an airport terminal.
Weird Newscasters - Denny hosts. Colin (has been injected with dinosaur DNA) is the co-anchor. Wayne (Jerry Lewis) is the sportscaster and Ryan (Cornered criminal looking to take a hostage) is the weatherman.
Scene to Rap - Denny and Wayne rap about brain surgery. Ryan and Colin join in.
Winner - Denny
Hoedown - Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about movie ushers
Show No. 208
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Weird Newscasters - Brad is the anchor, Colin (in the Tour De France) is the co-anchor, Wayne (about to disturb a bee hive) is the sportscaster, and Ryan (fighting the inner urge to be a stripper) is the weatherman.
Duet - Brad and Wayne sing to audience member Dina, who markets thermostats, in the style of a teen 1950's song.
Whose Line - Ryan ("From now on I want to be known as Helen" and "Don't miss 'The Drew Carey Show' Wednesday nights at 9" )is Obi Wan and Colin ("My shorts are on fire" and "The Canadians are coming! The Canadians are coming!") is Luke Skywalker.
Party Quirks - Brad hosts a party for Wayne (Entire halftime show at the Superbowl), Colin (Has found Drew Carey's secret diary), and Ryan (The tortoise and the hare).
Scenes From A Hat - include "Rejected endings for 'Titanic'" and "Bad songs to sing in prison"
Winner - Wayne
Hoedown - Brad, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about the cable company
Show No. 209
Guest: Chip Esten
Let's Make A Date - Chip has to choose between Wayne (characters from South Park), Colin (in a medieval dungeon being tortured for information), and Ryan (vulture looking for the ultimate feast).
Three-Headed Broadway Star - Wayne, Colin and Ryan sing "Timber" from "Lumberjacks in Love"
Props
Stand, Sit, Lie - Wayne has talked her boyfriend, Colin into coming into Ryan's tattoo parlor (or 'three campers are preparing for bed in the woods on the night of the full moon...')
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Dentist - Ryan and Colin host. Wayne and Chip sing.
Winner - Wayne
Hoedown - Chip, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about salesmen
Show No. 210
Guest: Greg Proops
Weird Newscasters - Anchor Greg is joined by co-anchor Colin (way too open about personal problems), sportscaster Wayne (overzealous woman at a church revival meeting), and weatherman Ryan (aggressive barfly being repeatedly ejected from a bar)
Questionable Impressions - at a bus stop Wayne (Fat Albert, Jar Jar Binks), Greg (Daffy Duck, Yoda), Ryan (Katherine Hepburn) and Colin (Rocky Balboa)
Scenes from a Hat - include "Unlikely Cowboy songs" and "Things you shouldn't do after heavy drinking"
Whose Line - in "Braveheart" the night before a crucial battle Ryan, warrior, ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman" and "My friends all call me Mr. Tuggy") and Colin, William Wallace, ("I am woman, hear me roar" and "I see Paris, I see France, I see someone's underpants") realize they're vastly outnumbered.
Three-Headed Broadway Star - Wayne, Ryan and Colin sing "They Threw It Away" from "Trashman: The Musical."
Winner - Wayne
Hoedown - Greg, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about puberty
Show No. 211
Guest: Chip Esten
Let's Make A Date - Chip gets to pick between Wayne (Female American Gladiator), Colin (Makes animal noises whenever he gets turned on), and Ryan (Angry farmer looking for person who slept with his daughter).
Duet - Wayne and Chip (the village people) sing to audience member Derrick who runs the warehouse in the diesel industry.
Props
Party Quirks - Chip hosts a party for Wayne (Early movie footage of King Kong vs. Godzilla), Colin (Has a personal vendetta against the neighbors downstairs), and Ryan (Series of crunching football tackles in slow motion).
Hoedown - Cop shows
Winners - Ryan and Wayne are the winners and join Drew in "
Three Headed Broadway Star - Wayne, Ryan and Drew sing "You Know How To Wiggle" from the show "Worms"
Note: This is the episode when Wayne inadvertently shows some poor audience member's underwear on tv (during party quirks).
Show No. 212
Guest: Josie Lawrence
Let's Make A Date - Josie has to choose between Wayne (strict overbearing schoolmarm), Colin (uptight model on her first erotic photo shoot), and Ryan (frat boy showing off to his buddies in the audience).
Film, TV & Theater Styles - Colin and his secretary Josie, hardly able to keep their hands off each other, arrive at a motel desperate for a room. Ryan is the sinister desk clerk (Soap Opera, Kung Fu, Evangelist Show, Blair Witch).
Newsflash - Ryan and Josie anchor. Colin reports on snakes.
Weird Newscasters - Anchor Colin, co-anchor Josie (characters from Shakespeare), sportscaster Wayne (on a treadmill that's going out of control), and weatherman Ryan (must hit a home run to win the world series).
Duet - Wayne and Josie (Punk rock) sing to Kenny the Machinist.
Winner - Wayne
Foreign Film Dub - "The Vodka Express" in Russian. Drew and Josie act, Ryan and Colin translate.
Show No. 213
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Superheroes - There's tight underwear all over the world with Brad (Suicide Boy), Ryan (yodeling pogo stick man), Colin (Captain Bloodloss), and Wayne (Cowboy Stunt Rider).
Film, Tv and Theatre Styles - Ryan and Colin are 2 high-strung poodle owners competing in a national dog show (Cheech and Chong, Richard Simmons, Puppets, Romper Room, Sports Reply).
Props
Motown Group - Brad, Wayne and Ryan sing "Do the Toothbrush".
The Millionaire Show - Brad hosts. Ryan is the contestant. The questions feature Ryan's life in the bedroom. Colin (Ryan's son Jimmy) is the phone a friend and Wayne (Ryan's twin brother Jimmy) is the audience member.
Winners - Brad, Colin and Ryan
Hoedown - Brad, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about family reunions
Show No. 214
Guest: Chip Esten
Weird Newscasters - Colin is the anchor, joined by co-anchor Chip (High-energy game show host), sportsman Wayne (sadistic marine drill sergeant), and weatherman Ryan (gets hit in the crotch with a football).
Scene To Rap - Exorcist. Wayne and Chip start. Ryan and Colin join in.
Props
Newsflash - Ryan and Chip are news anchors. Colin reports on belly dancers.
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Doctor - Ryan and Colin host. Wayne and Chip sing.
Winners - Colin, Wayne and Ryan
Questions Only - Colin, Wayne, Ryan and Drew are desperate soldiers trapped behind enemy lines.
Show No. 215
Guest: Kathy Greenwood
Questions Only - at a wedding at a nudist colony.
Sound Effects - In the wild west, tough new Sheriff Colin on an urgent mission to clean up the town arrives at the saloon. Ryan provides sounds.
Props
Newsflash - Ryan and Kathy are anchors. Colin reports about a bunch of maggots.
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Attorney - Ryan and Colin host. Wayne sings.
Winners - Ryan, Colin and Kathy
Foreign Film Dub - Swedish movie "Bikini Jones." Kathy and Drew act. Colin and Ryan translate.
Show No. 216
Guest: Greg Proops
Weird Newscasters - Anchor Greg is joined by co-anchor Colin (a Puritan who thinks Greg is a witch ), sportscaster Wayne (a knight looking to rescue a damsel in distress), and weatherman Ryan (a man who dreams of starring in a Busby Berkeley musical)
African Chant - Wayne sings with the rest backing him up about Chris, a visual effects guy
Scenes from a Hat - include "phrases you can use to describe your truck, but not your girlfriend"
Scene with an Audience Member - Sheriff Ryan tries to win Miss Kitty (Maggie, a schoolteacher) back from evil gambler Colin Dating Service Video
Winners - Ryan and Colin
90 Second Alphabet - with Colin and Drew trying to rescue hermit Ryan from an erupting volcano.
Show No. 217
Guest: Karen Maruyama
Questions Only - Soap opera set in a plastic surgeon's office.
Song Styles - Wayne (love song speeding up as it goes) sings to audience member to Chanel, a Polynesian dancer.
Sound Effects - On the day before her wedding, Colin, an overweight bride-to-be, who discovers she doesn't fit into her dress. Desperate she goes to an exercise club. Sounds by Ryan.
News Flash - Karen and Ryan are the anchors. Colin reports on a Pterodactyl attacking some cowboys.
Scenes From A Hat - include "Circus acts that didn't make it" and "Unlikely ways to impress women"
Motown Group - Wayne, Ryan, and Colin do a song about taking out the trash.
Winners - Karen, Colin, and Ryan
Foreign Film Dub - in German ("Sausages"). Karen and Drew act, Colin translates for Karen, Ryan translates for Drew.
Show No. 218
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Let's Make A Date - Wayne has to choose between Brad (Dracula with an insatiable appetite), Colin (Desperate middle-ages housewife looking to spice up her life), and Ryan (having a big fight with his boyfriend backstage).
Newsflash - Brad and Colin are news anchors. Ryan is reporting on elephant seals.
Title Sequence - "Hillary and Monica" Colin and Ryan act. Brad and Wayne sing.
Whose Line - Ugly hunchback Quasimodo (Ryan, "I had no idea you were inflatable" and "Let's get jiggy with it") has just rescued Esmeralda (Colin, "Sorry that's the beer talking" and "Drew Carey makes me hot") and taken to his tower, while an angry mob forms outside.
Scenes From A Hat - include "The secret double lives of Whose Line cast members" and "Hobbies of the stupid"
Winner - Brad
Hoedown - Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about probation officers
Show No. 219
Guest: Chip Esten
Superheroes - Colin is Captain Hair and there is no more Rogaine with Ryan (Totally Insane Old Man), Chip (The Chippendale Kid), and Wayne (Captain Frat Boy).
Let's Make A Date - Chip has to choose between Wayne (possessed girl from The Exorcist), Colin (cantankerous snowman who is melting), and Ryan (destructive toddler learning to walk and talk).
Duet - Chip and Wayne (tap dance) sing about a funnel.
Whose Line - Colin (Why are you dressed like a French maid; Shut up and touch the monkey) is Davy Crockett and Ryan (Lay a wet one on me, big guy; It's time for your sponge bath) is Jim Bowie and they are about to make their last stand at the Alamo and Colin is losing his nerve.
Scenes From A Hat - include "Personal ads that won't get many responses" and "Modern additions to the 10 commandments"
Winner - Chip
Props - Wayne, Colin, Drew and Ryan
Show No. 220
Guest: Chip Esten
Weird Newscasters - Colin is the anchor with co-anchor Chip (In the middle of a Broadway musical), sportscaster Wayne (Drew's number 1 teenage fan) and weatherman Ryan (desperate to quell rumors that he's gay).
Duet - Chip and Wayne (Jump and Jive) sing to audience member Connie, a doctor's receptionist.
Scenes From A Hat - include "Favorite pranks of nuns" and "Lines you wouldn't hear in a western"
Whose Line - Ryan is Rhett Butler ("You'd look like two pigs wrestling under a blanket" and "I'm wearing a thong") who finally tells Colin's Scarlett O'Hara ("Hey what smells" and "What you talkin' about, Willis") that he's leaving.
Hoedown - Men
Winner - Chip
Questions Only - about Godzilla. With Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan.
Show No. 221
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Song Titles - At an airport.
Gangsta Rap - Astronaut - Brad and Wayne.
Scenes From a Hat - include "Bad choices for pets".
Weird Newscasters - Anchor Brad is joined by co-anchor Colin (has chosen this moment to become a nudist), sportscaster Wayne (Latin pop heartthrob), and weatherman Ryan (mafia boss whose camera is an assassin).
Three-Headed Broadway Star - Brad, Ryan and Wayne sing "I Love Cheese" from "Gee You Smell Terrific"
Winner - Wayne
Hoedown - Brad, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about Christmas
Show No. 222
Guest: Greg Proops
Let's Make a Date - Greg gets to pick from Wayne (Temperamental rock star in his hotel room), Colin (Gets turned on by danger), and Ryan (Ravenous boa constrictor).
Film, TV and Theatre Styles - Ryan and Greg (Rip Nasty) are 2 rival bikers playing chicken racing toward the end of a cliff. Colin is the anxious girlfriend who doesn't want them to do it. (Japanese monster movie, Soap Opera, I Love Lucy, Marx Bothers)
Props
Party Quirks - Greg Hosts party for Wayne (A chicken with an attitude), Colin (Auditioning for every part in a slasher movie) and Ryan (Excited by ugliness and searching for the perfect specimen).
Song Styles - Wayne (an entire gospel choir) sings about a toaster.
Winner - Wayne is the winner. The rest do "
World's Worst - Greg, Drew, Colin and Ryan do the world's worst TV show.
Show No. 223
Guest: Josie Lawrence
Questions Only - At a lingerie store on Valentines Day.
Whose Line - Ryan ("Here's Johnny!" and "Let me be your love monkey")is Zorro who catches up with the leader of the Mexican Guard, Colin ("My poodle's stuck in a heater vent" and "Seeing you naked changed my life").
Props
Scenes From A Hat - include "Rejected themes for restaurants" and "The wrong thing to say when she says 'I love you'".
Greatest hits: Songs of the Chiropractor - Ryan and Colin are hosting. Josie and Wayne sing.
Winner - Wayne
Hoedown - Josie, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about children
Show No. 224
Guest: Greg Proops
Change of Cast - Ryan, Colin and Greg are breaking out of Alcatraz. (Professional Wrestlers, Baywatch Lifeguards, Catalog Models, Weightless Astronauts, New York Cops, Game Show Hosts)
Song Styles - Wayne (Ray Charles) sings to audience member Maile, who is a secretary at a talent agency.
Props
Weird Newscasters - Greg is the anchor, with Colin (Bitter co-anchor verbalizing his inner thoughts), Wayne (Getting arrested), and Ryan (Sumo Wrestler).
Moving People - Ryan and Colin are 2 surfers who are fighting over a girl and have challenged each other to surf the big wave. They are moved by audience members Sebastian and Sherry.
Hoedown - Shoplifting.
Winners - Ryan and Colin
90 Second Alphabet - Ryan, Colin and Drew are at the racetrack
Show No. 225
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Unlikely Superheroes - must get rid of mosquitoes. Brad (Super Rabbi), Ryan (Deathly Afraid of Everything Man), Colin (Captain Cliché), and Wayne (Uncoordinated Go-Go Girl).
Film, TV, and Theatre Styles - Colin comes out of his house to find Ryan, a truck driver, dumping nuclear waste in his yard (Soap Opera, Student Film, Animal Planet, South Park).
Song Titles - in Las Vegas.
Sound Effects - Ryan makes sound effects for Colin who is an ice hockey star arriving at the stadium for a big game.
Telethon - Ryan and Colin host a telethon for sitcom stars. Wayne and Brad sing as various celebrities.
Winner -
Three-Headed Broadway Star - Wayne, Drew and Ryan sing "These Aren't My Hips" from the hit musical "Stretch marks".
Show No. 226
Guest: Chip Esten
Superhero - Colin is Captain Obvious out to fight dry skin. Ryan (Captain Hyperactive Moth), Chip (The Jitterbug Boy) and Wayne (Thinks-Everybody's-On-Fire-Man) assist Colin.
Film, TV, and Theatre Styles - Ryan arrives at his ski lodge to fine his wife Colin in the arms of the ski instructor Wayne (Western, Three Stooges, Cooking Show, South Park).
News Flash - Ryan and Chip are news anchors and Colin is reporting on a story at a gym.
Duet - Chip and Wayne (Bruce Springsteen) sing to audience member Tina, vacationing from Canada.
Party Quirks - Chips hosts a party with Wayne (A rescue on Baywatch), Colin (Trying to incite a mass riot), and Ryan (Wile E. Coyote trying to catch Road Runner).
Winner - Wayne
90 Second Alphabet - Drew (catcher), Colin (manager) and Ryan (pitcher) are arguing on the pitcher's mound.
Show No. 227
Guest: Kathy Greenwood
Weird Newscasters - Colin is the anchor. Kathy (Colin's Spoiled Bad-Tempered Teenage Daughter) is the co-anchor, Wayne (Having Trouble With His Jetpack) is the sportscaster and Ryan (Lifer Attempting a Daring Escape From Prison) is the weatherman.
Song Styles - Wayne (sing strip-o-gram) sings to audience member Lee, a retired lunch lady.
Theme Restaurant - Colin and Kathy are dining at a restaurant with a war theme. Wayne and Ryan are the waiters.
Narrate - Colin and Ryan are in a burger joint.
Scenes From A Hat - include "Senior Citizen Olympic Events" and "Alternate Endings to Famous Films".
Winner - Kathy
Hoedown - Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about Halloween
Show No. 228
Guest: Chip Esten
Superheroes - The world is out of Spam with Colin (Cheeseman), Ryan (Random-Acts-Of-Violence Boy), Chip (Captain Limbo), and Wayne (Captain Hugs-A-Lot).
Title Sequence - "Satan and the Schoolgirl" Wayne and Chip sing. Ryan and Colin act.
Scenes From A Hat - include "Bad things to say to someone on their deathbed" and "Things you don't want to see on your tv screen"
Narrate - Colin and Ryan are in a gas station.
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Pizza Place - Colin and Ryan host. Wayne and Chip sing.
Winners - Ryan and Colin
90 Second Alphabet - At a zoo, tourist couple Colin and Drew rush up to zoo keeper Ryan to tell him the animals are escaping
Show No. 229
Guest: Greg Proops
Unlikely Superheroes - It's too hot! Greg (Chocolate Bunny Man) is joined by Ryan (Mimics-Everyone-Behind-Their-Backs Boy), Colin (Captain Lounge Act), and Wayne (Can't-Control-His-Legs Man).
Sound Effects - Colin is a teenage boy going on his first prom date. Ryan does sounds.
Song Styles - Wayne (M. C. Hammer) sings to audience member Lydia, a geographer.
The Millionaire Show - German Version. Greg hosts with Ryan (contestant), Colin (Phone a friend, brother Hogan) and Wayne (audience member, Uncle Schmidt).
Winner - Greg
Hoedown - Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about ugliness
Show No 230
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Let's Make A Date - Wayne has to pick between Brad (in a 1960's beach movie), Colin (Dr. Jekyll desperate not to turn into Mr. Hyde), Ryan (going through all stages of marriage with the chooser).
Scene To Rap - Towering inferno. Brad and Wayne start. Colin and Ryan join in.
Props
Moving People - Ryan (Superman) must save Colin (Lois Lane), who's hanging from a cliff. Audience members Frankie and Adriana assist.
Greatest Hits: Songs of Football - Colin and Ryan host. Brad and Wayne sing.
Winner - Brad
Questions Only - in an office where rumors are circulating, with Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan
Show No. 231
Guest: Greg Proops
Weird Newscasters - Greg is the anchor with co-anchor Colin (Trigger-happy hunter), sportscaster Wayne (Illustrates his report through dance), Ryan (Gets his jacket caught in a moving ski lift).
Song Styles - Wayne (Backstreet Boys) sings to audience members Amy and Christina, students who run cross country.
Sound Effects - Colin is the only employee in a busy drive thru restaurant. Ryan provides sounds.
Number Of Words - Ryan (1) is a World War 2 Sub Captain. Colin (3) is the nervous first mate and they are joined by Wayne (2) a lieutenant who's discovered Greg (5), a German stowaway.
Party Quirks - Greg hosts a party for Wayne (experiencing violent fluctuations in gravity), Colin (The history of warfare), and Ryan (A vicious dog tied to a stake).
Scene To Rap - Black hole. Greg and Wayne start. Colin and Ryan join in.
Winner - Wayne
Hoedown - Greg, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about bachelor parties
Show No. 232
Guest: Greg Proops
Let's Make A Date - Wayne has to choose from Greg (Roommates from the Real World), Colin (Soap opera doctor desperate not to lose another patient) and Ryan (Nervous old woman accidentally boarding a roller coaster).
Song Styles - Wayne (TLC) sings to audience member Charlie, a maintenance worker.
Party Quirks - Greg hosts a party for Wayne (a bickering couple), Colin (A fish from birth to fish stick in 30 seconds), and Ryan (his nipples are chained to Greg's hands).
Improbable Mission - The Emir of Groovefunkistan, a small middle eastern nation, is coming to town and his burnoose is dirty. Ryan and Colin's mission is to clean the burnoose. Greg provides the taped message.
Winners - Wayne and Ryan
Three-Headed Broadway Star - Wayne, Drew and Ryan sing "My Banana, Your Banana" from the musical "The Monkeys Attack"
Quote of the show: "The cat!!!" - Colin
Show No. 233
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Let's Make A Date - Wayne has to pick between Brad (frisky dog going rabid), Colin (world's ugliest man looking for action), and Ryan (Quasimodo determined to rescue Esmerelda).
Film, Tv and Theatre Styles - Ryan and Colin are on donkeys and are at each others throats after 3 days lost in Echo Valley (SciFi, Mystery, Silent, Afterschool Special).
Props
Newsflash - Colin and Brad are news anchors. Ryan reports on alligators.
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Psychiatrist - Ryan and Colin host. Brad and Wayne sing.
Winner - Wayne
World's Worst - Brad, Drew, Colin and Ryan do the world's worst nightclub act.
Show No. 234
Guest: Denny Siegel
Let's Make A Date - Denny has to pick between Wayne (Jar Jar Binks), Colin (Disgruntled postal worker), and Ryan (Still Hypnotized from last night's stage show).
Sound Effects - A day in the life of a busy cave man. Colin acts. Ryan does sounds.
Props
Moving People - While tracking some dangerous outlaws Ryan (Tonto) and Colin (the Lone Ranger) are ambushed by the outlaws. Audience members Dallas and Joe move them.
Hoedown - Bad neighbor
Winner - Ryan
Helping Hands - Ryan (with Colin's hands) is a green beret training Drew how to live off the land.
Show No. 235
Guest: Karen Maruyama
Film, TV and Theatre Styles - Ryan, a World War II pilot, is saying goodbye to his tearful girlfriend Karen, as he leaves on a dangerous mission. Colin, the wounded co-pilot, promises to look after her. (John Wayne, Gorilla Theatre, Pokemon, Monster Movie)
Weird Newscasters - Colin is the anchor, with co-anchor Karen (frisky granny with a crush on Colin), sportscaster Wayne (inept fireman called to an emergency), and weatherman Ryan (Matador in a bullfight).
Song Styles - Wayne (James Bond theme song) sing to audience member Bob, a pastor.
Party Quirks - Karen hosts a party for Wayne (an episode of Cops in 30 seconds), Colin (thinks Karen is a malfunctioning vending machine), and Ryan (cat going through all nine lives).
Millionaire Show - 1930's Gangster version. Colin hosts. Ryan is the contestant, with Karen as the audience member, and Wayne as the phone-a-friend.
Winner - Karen is the winner.
Hoedown - Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about scary wives
Show No. 236
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Weird Newscasters - Brad is the anchor, with co-anchor Colin (the world's most tactless man), sportscaster Wayne (RuPaul), and weatherman Ryan (has the hots for a different person every 10 seconds).
Film Dub - Ryan, Colin and Brad provide voices for planning a 5 year old's birthday party.
Questionable Impressions - on a freeway with Brad (Jimmy Stewart), Wayne (a deputy on Gunsmoke, Floyd Lawson on The Andy Griffith Show, cowardly lion from The Wizard of Oz), Ryan (Charles Nelson Riley, Elvis Presley), and Colin (Peter Lorre).
Narrate - Ryan and Colin in a barber shop.
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Plumber - Ryan and Colin host. Wayne and Brad sing.
Winners - Ryan and Colin
90 Second Alphabet - Ryan, Colin and Drew are 3 roommates watching the lottery numbers coming up on tv.
Show No. 237
Guest: Brad Sherwood
Film, Tv, and Theatre Styles - Ryan and Wayne are 2 lumberjacks who are clearing a forest. Colin is a protester chained to a tree (High School Play, Xena, After School Special, Mime, Performance Art).
Film Dub - Ryan, Colin and Brad provide voices for "Waiting for the call to action"
Quick Change - Ryan is the president who is meeting with Brad, an army general in a crisis situation. Colin is the president's wife. Wayne says "change"
Motown Group - Do the lumberjack. Wayne, Ryan and Brad sing.
If Ya Know What I Mean - Back to school. Colin, Brad and Ryan.
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Wrestler - Colin and Ryan host. Brad and Wayne sing.
Winner - Wayne
Props - Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan
Show No. 238
Guest: Denny Siegel
Questions Only - In the produce section of a market on single's night.
Film, Tv and Theatre Styles - Ryan and Wayne are in a sauna, Colin, a mob hit man, finally catches up with him. (SciFi, Game Show, 70's Hippie Flick, Cartoon, Porno)
Scenes From A Hat - include "Things not to bring into the bathtub" and "Confusing battle cries"
Old Job, New Job - Colin and Denny are getting married and Ryan is the minister but he used to be a New York cop.
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Private Eye - Ryan and Colin host. Wayne sings.
Winner - Denny
Hoedown - Wayne, Drew, Colin and Ryan sing about game show hosts
Show No. 239
Guest: Chip Esten
Film, Tv and Theatre Styles - Colin and Ryan are stealing dinosaur bones from the exhibit and are found by the night watchman, Wayne (Chick Flick, Keystone Cops, Workout Video, Porn, Golf Show).
Duet - Wayne and Chip (boy band) sing to audience member Katie, a fast food worker.
Song Titles - Beach party.
Newsflash - Ryan and Chip are news anchors. Colin reports on Colin clips.
Hoedown - Plastic surgery
Winners - Ryan, Colin and Wayne
Film Dub - "Out and About" in Canadian. Colin translates for Wayne and Ryan translates for Drew.